I had a dream that I was eating a giant orange.

And when I woke up, orange you glad I didn't say giant marshmallow?

I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow. It had a nice flaky crust, delicious apple filling, and was topped with whipped cream. That's when I realized that giant marshmallows are actually applie pies in the kingdom of Morpheus. Also, shoes are doctors, alligators have four eyes, doorknobs turn against themselves, and rain is the soul of ( Read more... )

I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow. I had a dream that one day this marshmallow would rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all giant marshmallows are delicious yet sticky and cumbersome. I had a dream that one day my four little marshmallows would be able to float happily ( Read more... )

I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow.

And when I woke up, I realized it wasn't the marshmallow that was giant, but I who was miniature!

And there was something on the wing of the plane!

And it was really a cookbook!

And he was dead the whole time!

And my glasses were broken!

I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow.

And when I woke up, the rest of this entry was

I dreamed that I was eating a giant marshmallow.

And when I woke up, my giant marshmallow was gone!

I had a dream that my pillow thought I was a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up, I was gone!